World Cup FEVER

In honor of today's World Cup match between USA and England that I will probably not watch, I present the following articles and infographics from The Onion:

Nation's Soccer Fan Becoming Insufferable

The Onion Sports Introduction To World Cup Soccer

Team USA's World Cup Stumbles

From 2006: Devastated By U.S. World Cup Team's First-Round Loss, Nation Grinds To Halt